“No-Nut November?” F@ck That! Let’s Get to Work.


What’s up bitches? JP is back at it after a hellaciously paced last several months. A lot going on on this side right now; a new book release set for the next 7-10 days, international travel dates scheduled, and development of the new projects set to kick off after the new year.

It has come to my attention as of late that there is push for the adoption of the practice of what some are calling “No-Nut November”. Evidently this is the thought product of a bunch of dudes who weren’t going to get laid anyway, which I know for a fact doesn’t include my readers.

“No shave November” or “Mo-Vember” I get. Hell, I even get “Sober October”, but “No-Nut November” just seems like some shit that would appeal to a masochist or the aforementioned virginal, beta boy who is sitting at home thinking of ways that he can be more sensitive to the needs of women so that they like him more.

Now while some of us may be a touch “masochistic” in our approach to training our bodies, I know that none of us fit the bill of the latter example so I’ve decided to put together a few options for you guys to invest your time this November in ways that will actually improve your quality of life instead of unnecessarily making it shittier.

Beginning Monday November 19, I’ll be kicking off two solid-ass courses for a handful of dedicated mofos that are ready to take some action, slay some ass, and develop into the bosses that they know they are but maybe aren’t demonstrating the characteristics of at the moment.

Below are the descriptions for each course:


This is a beefed up, enhanced, twelve-week course, built on the framework of my previous, exclusive “TEAMPAIN” courses (which produced incredible results for over a hundred participants). This course will be overseen and administered by myself and two of my highly skilled and knowledgeable Greyskull Disciples, and will provide each participant with custom, tailored training programming each week based on your individual situation and needs.

Team Greyskull is the closest thing to having myself and the Greyskull crew as your personal trainers, day in, day out, that you can get short of paying my training fees and camping out with us for twelve weeks. As a participant, you will receive a detailed packet containing diagnostic information and questions about your individual goals. From there, myself and my team will submit to you detailed programming instructions with day by day instructions, which you will complete and send back to us via email at the end of the week.

Each week your results will be analyzed and your programming calibrated so as to deliver to you the most personalized, effective programming possible.

At the conclusion of the twelve-weeks, you will graduate Team Greyskull with your new, improved body, strength, stamina, and ridiculously high self-esteem which you can then put to work however you see fit in social situations with the opposite sex.

Joining the team will require a strong work ethic, an ability to follow instructions, and a genuine desire to be the best you can be, but will pay out better than any single investment that you’ve ever made into improving your body and your confidence, that’s my personal guarantee.


This option is the big dick move.

In this course, you receive ALL of the benefits of the Team Greyskull course as a full participant, plus one on one Personal Coaching with me designed to get you not only looking and feeling great, but on the right track to operating at your highest level in all other aspects of your life including your;

  • Career/Professional Life
  • Entreprenuerial ventures (if applicable)
  • Dating/Relationship/Sex life
  • Personal Finances
  • Pursuit or Indetification of your “Purpose” (the most important element of an alpha male’s existence)

…and any other area of your life in which you are either unhappy, or simply want to optimize your performance in.

This course kicks off with a 45-60 minute Phone or Skype “discovery” session with me where we “unpack the box” and take inventory of where you’re at and where you want to go.

From there we collaboratively identify your tasks to accomplish and I get to work laying out the course of action to get you excelling in those areas with a quickness.

You receive homework and other assignments from me each week via email, unlimited text message/WhatsApp support throughout the week, and additional 30-45 minute check in calls as we go. In certain cases where it may be of benefit, and only with your consent, you may be connected with other Alpha Team members for additional support as well.

This is absolutely the most streamlined, cost effective way to get Personal Coaching from me, and when you add in the benefits of the full Team Greyskull membership as a bonus, the value of this deal simply cannot be beat.

**As an additional bonus I’ve created discount codes for each course for ANY VETERAN looking to participate as a thank you from a brother and in conjunction with Veterans Day. The codes can be found on the product pages for each course. (You will not be required to show proof of being a Veteran at checkout, but I will ask for confirmation before the courses begin).**

I really want to see you guys kick some serious ass, and with all the things spinning up here and the fire inside of everyone in this environment on our team being at an all-time high, now is the perfect time to come on board and get with us as we work to create the world in which we live.

Spaces are limited for both courses, and registration closes this coming Friday night (11/16) at midnight Eastern time.

Who’s got the heart, commitment, dedication, and desire to join us?

Fuck a No-Nut November. Let’s tell the world it’s “Deez Nuts” November and begin the process of fucking it up together!

Click the banner below to get yourself registered NOW before the spots are all gone!



Seven Characteristics of a Man of Power


This is a short list of some of the characteristics that are shared by what I refer to as “Men of Power”, aka who we should all aspire to be in order to live the most badass, fulfilling lives possible. My upcoming release “Money, Muscle, and Sex: Becoming a Man of Power” will expound on these, and other, topics in greater detail, but for now, here’s a look at some of what separates the men of power from the men of mediocrity.

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Greyskull LP Third Edition is Here!!


The wait is over guys, the third edition is here!!

I worked my ass off on this one, and it is far and away the best GSLP ever released.

AT over 290 pages, it’s more than twice the size of the second edition and is loaded with new information and bonus content.

If you pre-ordered the book, it should be in your mailbox already. If not, get your copy today. Read the rest of this page »


Call of Duty


 “Those who have the privilege to know have the duty to act, and in that action are the seeds of new knowledge”.

The above quote is one of my favorites, and one that has stuck with me for many years.

I was recently reminded of these words during a conversation with a friend about the differences between spending and investing ones time, and between producing and consuming, being a man of value.

This guy has been experiencing some down times in his life over the past two years. He’s a great guy with a great heart, but as of late, like has happened to so many of us, he’s been living a depressed existence, largely devoid of much enjoyment or pride in his actions.

He recently kicked a pretty serious drug habit that had rained down holy terror on his life for some time.

He’d missed out on a few great opportunities for employment due to his addiction, had ruined a great relationship with a wonderful girl, and had largely alienated himself, as so many addicts do, from most of his family.

Despite the fact that he’d racked up a massive victory in overcoming the life stealing compulsion that had taken the reigns in his life for so long, he found himself fixating on the destruction that his choices and actions had caused, and was trudging through his days with little hope or ambition that his future would ever be much more than his present. Read the rest of this page »


Born Again Hard


After yesterday’s post Changing Your Identity I received an awesome email from Marco, a west coast client of mine who I worked with from late 2015 until his business travels resulted in a pause in his Coaching this past November. It was great to hear from him as always, and he reported that he had checked in on the site yesterday for the first time in a while (he’s in a pretty austere location at the moment) after receiving my email. He shared with me some thoughts on his experience over the past year that I thought were outstanding.

I reached out to Marco after his email and asked him for permission to post a portion of his message on here, as I believe that some of you may also enjoy sharing in Marco’s success. Read the rest of this page »


Changing Your Identity


The idea for this post came to me while I was weighing my options as to how I could shake the Cartel assassins that were after me after a massive cocaine deal gone bad. They’d told me that they were “even going to kill the goldfish“, implying that no one around me was safe…

Actually that last part is only partially true, I was actually eating a hoagie from Mike and Emma’s and watching frilled neck lizards run on their hind legs on youtube (gets me every time), and I don’t even own a goldfish (obviously out of fear of the fate that they would succumb to if I were to botch a massive cocaine deal with the Cartel).

In any case the idea of changing your identity is something that I discuss frequently with my Coaching clients. Nine times out of ten we’re speaking figuratively, as will be discussed in this article. If you fall into the more literal camp though don’t worry, JP’s got a couple of Chinamen over on Arch street that can have you up and running with a passport, birth certificate, and library card while you wait for about a buck and a half. Read the rest of this page »


Blacking Out


This post was inspired by a conversation I had with a guy I hadn’t seen since high school the other day, which echoed the sentiments expressed to me by quite a few of my clients in the beginning stages of our work together.

As a favor to a friend I was meeting with another guy about getting him a job with the county. Since I’m always on the go, and love dropping into new places, I chose a meet location close to his current residence, seeing as how he did not drive, a small, once booming dive bar that had changed hands years ago and seemingly had become something of a haven for those living a rather depressing existence. Read the rest of this page »


More Than This…


A few nights ago I stepped into a bar in which I had never been. It was late, the place was open, I had just left a fundraiser dinner, and I was not quite ready to call it a night. Being a social person by nature I enjoy such excursions, particularly in new environments and around new people.

The scene was pretty wild. The crowd was young for the most part, the drinks were stout, and the music was loud.

As is typical in such settings, there were a handful of marginally attractive girls dancing awkwardly and a horde of eager, young men in backwards hats, ill-fitting untucked dress shirts, and sneakers that cost more than their checking account balance hovering about, all looking to earn the privilege of buying one of these irrationally confident princesses a vodka and red bull in hopes of sloppily making out later, and/or potentially taking a trip to planned parenthood in the days to come for a script to clear up the case of chlamydia that they rightfully earned. Read the rest of this page »


Rest in Peace


Death is perhaps the only absolute certainty in the life of any man. It comes for us all, can strike without warning, and from it there is no return.

It’s said that knowledge of our own mortality is what separates us from animals. Some choose to use this knowledge of their ever depreciating time on this earth to motivate their push towards an excellent showing in life, while others painfully squander their precious breaths languishing in a situation that is less than what they are ultimately capable of producing for themselves.

One simple exercise that I use with Coaching clients that I have observed to be immensely powerful in solidifying one’s decision to change is the composition of a eulogy for their former self. Read the rest of this page »


Acta Non Verba


“Actions, not words”.

This simple mantra has helped me tremendously in overcoming my times of hardship, and arguably even more so in those times of abundance when it’s all too easy to get comfortable.

It takes next to no effort to speak of doing something, whether outwardly, vocalizing it to yourself or others, or inwardly via your internal dialogue. Read the rest of this page »