An Interview with VFC 1 Main Event Fighter, Bony

by Johnny Pain

Yesterday I sat down with Bony who is scheduled to fight Villain Apparel sponsored fighter, and contributor Tyler “Melee” Minton this coming Saturday night at VFC 1. The fight will happen after the group dinner immediately following the Greyskull Methods: A Day in the Gym seminar. Seeing as how Tyler is a professional MMA fighter with a very impressive amateur record and a spotless pro record at this point, and armored car guard Bony is a relative newcomer to the fight game, I thought I’d catch up with both of them and get their comments regarding this somewhat odd match up. This is what Bony had to say…

JP: What made you decide to challenge Tyler Minton?
B: (Laughs) Well, there really wasn’t any deciding, I just got volunteered for it.

JP: What’s your Pro MMA record?
B: (Laughs) Nothing on the books.

JP: So all of your fights have been underground?
B: (Laughs) Yeah, whatever that means.

JP: Are you looking to stand up and bang or take this fight to the ground?
B: (Laughs hard) Ahhh… probably stand up and bang

JP: You do a lot of that don’t you?
B: Ah yeah, outside of the ring (Bony unknowingly delivered the punch line to my joke here for me) and then it might go to the ground. I’m sure he’s gonna try to take me to the ground according to his videos.

JP: So you’ve been watching some film on him?
B: Yes.

JP: Do you feel that armored car guards have not gotten their proper respect from the MMA community?
B: (Laughs) No, not really. I don’t know what’s wrong with them.

JP: So you’re looking to put the armored guards on the map then?
B: Oh yeah, definitely, I think I have to.

JP: Why have you been quoted as saying “Tyler can’t hit”?
B: (Laughs) Because he looks like a little girl. What’s he weigh 160? Where’s he from, Tennessee?

JP: That brings us to our next question, why did you make those remarks about people from Tennessee?
B: You know those people from Tennessee, I don’t trust them, must be the accent.

JP: What is it about Tyler that you hate so much?
B: (Laughs) That god damned smile. I just want to smash it off his face with my fist…. And my foot.

JP: Is that “Fuck Tyler” tattoo real?
B: No, not yet, it’s marker right now. Once I kick the living shit out of him and put him to shame I’ll get the real one.

JP: And finally, What’s your prediction for the fight?
B: I’m gonna knock him out as soon as possible. No ifs ands or buts. I’ve got a lot of rage built up and I’m gonna take it all out on him. It’ll all end in the first round.

JP: I’m sure it will.
B: Or I’ll force him to tap if he wants to go to the ground. Fuck it I’ll get right back up, he’s not taking me down…… I’ll break his ribs into the cage……. That son of a bitch. You hear that Tyler, go fuck yourself. I’m gonna destroy you.


12 Responses

  1. KittyMctaco

    I am not missing this.

    December 14, 2010 at 11:16 am

  2. Petenerd

    Bony all the way. I’m in your corner buddy.

    December 14, 2010 at 11:35 am

  3. Yawning Chain

    Will this be televised, pay per view, or live stream? The west coast wants to know.

    December 14, 2010 at 11:40 am

    • There will be videos posted as well as updates on the forum.

      We’re scrambling to get a last minute live internet feed available for you guys.

      December 14, 2010 at 1:17 pm

  4. Jonathan

    For those less fortunate that won’t be able to attend said fight, can we please get videos posted of the fight…..please! haha

    December 14, 2010 at 1:14 pm

  5. Drago

    Bony said and I quote “I’m going to shave and then oil myself up so I can get in and out really quickly and smoothly”

    December 14, 2010 at 3:31 pm

  6. Cat

    I thought he used the term “butter”

    December 14, 2010 at 5:39 pm

  7. Bony for president.

    December 15, 2010 at 3:08 pm

  8. anita trim

    bony you dont stand a chance

    December 16, 2010 at 9:20 am

  9. sapper09

    Haha, I know little about MMA, but this should be good.

    Just want to stake my claim as first villain from Adelaide, South Australia (probably). Loving the site – good (or should that be bad?) attitude.

    December 18, 2010 at 8:52 am

  10. Drew

    Did I miss this? Where are the videos?

    December 21, 2010 at 11:17 am

  11. Frankie P.

    Bony is a real class act and a true gentleman and sportsman. I’m on your side buddy!

    January 2, 2011 at 2:55 am

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