Bony’s Top Ten Texts of the Week

This is a new column we will be running each Monday celebrating the best incoming texts that Bony receives. Starting next week the person who has the number one text for the week (as determined by Villain Intl. personnel) will receive a free tee shirt. Tune into the podcasts for Bony’s contact information. -JP

1. “You ever play chubby bunny?” 

2. “Why do white people love cinco de mayo so much?”

3. “Finish this sentence: milk, milk, lemonade…”

4. “You off work yet? Vamshi says he can’t wait to meet you.”

5. “What have you done with steve?”

6. “How bout them black inches?”

7. “Do you want to go rollerblading?”

8. “Bony, where do I get a sweet yin yang tat?”

9. “How much do you think Danny devito can squat?”

10. “How many stuffed animals do you own?”



5 Responses

  1. Henry Chinaski

    Numbers 1, 2, 9, & 10 are from me. I think 4 out of 10 texts should count for a free t-shirt.

    May 16, 2011 at 6:14 pm

  2. Andrew

    What about picture texts?

    May 16, 2011 at 7:37 pm

  3. Hahaha I sent him the tat one once. Just for everyone elses knowledge. Bony said he will gladly tattoo a yingyang on anyone. His preference is anything below the waist and above mid thigh.

    May 17, 2011 at 9:00 am

  4. Cat

    That picture is hilarous (or maybe just funny)

    May 17, 2011 at 9:41 am

  5. Drago

    Wish you guys could see the picture that went with number 6

    May 19, 2011 at 4:13 pm

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