TEAMPAIN’s Back One Last Time Motherfuckers


Alright guys here’s the deal.

I’m about to be running a TEAMPAIN class starting on January 2 to help a few of you become the panty dropping, walking water parks that you deserve to be.

TEAMPAIN is a twelve-week program that gets you me as your Personal Trainer, week in, week out. I send you the work, you send me the results, and I work my magic to ensure that you get every ounce of progress out of those twelve weeks that you are humanly capable of producing.

Now those of you who have followed along for a while will know that I haven’t opened one of these courses in quite a while, and this one certainly is special.

This will be my FINAL TEAMPAIN class.

That’s right, I will no longer be personally offering any of these courses to the public.

I will be working on a program to allow some of my up and coming trainers to work with you under the Greyskull flag as they work towards their full blessing as a trainer from yours truly.

These programs will probably open later this year, but for now, I will be doing this LAST class myself.

This represents an opportunity for you to get one-on-one training from me personally at a fraction of what it would cost to hire me in person, or even as a Personal Coaching client working exclusively on transforming your body.

I’m only able to accept SIX participants in this class, and the registration will close at midnight on New Years Eve.

I don’t expect it will take nearly that long for this class to fill, at which point the registration will be closed, so if you want in on this absolute LAST CHANCE opportunity, you need to click the banner below and get yourself registered NOW!

Let’s make you the most ass-getting, beastly version of yourself in this first quarter of 2017.

Click the banner below and reserve your spot NOW!

***As an added bonus, I’m offering a discount of $50 off of the registration fee for the first two ballsy mo-fos that register. The code for the discount is LASTCLASS, it can be entered at the final step of checkout.

Don’t be caught with your dick in your hand when the registration is closed. Get on this shit now, and let’s get to work come January 2.***



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